On 06.02.08 02.58, "Fred Hudson" <fmhudson at cablelynx.com> wrote: > If a moose farts in the forest with no one around to hear, has it made a > sound? I would rather ask: ... Does it still make a smell? (And of course, does it still sound like an Ophicleide?) Marius Helgå Bass Trombone Mo i Rana, Norway