[Trombone-l] Question

[Mike]

Adrian Drover wrote:
>   
>> From: Jason Smith
>>
>> My "voices" tell me to kill all saxes and screechy
>> clarinet and nasally oboe players and to practice for
>> 30 more minutes.
>>     
>
>
> I understand your feelings, Jason, but I really think you need to suppress
> your emotions.  I'm pretty sure that saxocide is against the law.  Regarding
> screechy clarinets and nerve-jarring oboes (bag-less bagpipes), there may be
> some justification for acting out the deed, tho' US law may differ to that
> in the UK.  My advice, man, is to take a sedative or a Guinness whenever you
> hear these voices.
>
> A.
....forget the sedative, take a Guinness regardless of the voices as a 
palliative.

MikeC