[Trombone-l] Question

[Adrian Drover]

> From: Jason Smith
> 
> My "voices" tell me to kill all saxes and screechy
> clarinet and nasally oboe players and to practice for
> 30 more minutes.


I understand your feelings, Jason, but I really think you need to suppress
your emotions.  I'm pretty sure that saxocide is against the law.  Regarding
screechy clarinets and nerve-jarring oboes (bag-less bagpipes), there may be
some justification for acting out the deed, tho' US law may differ to that
in the UK.  My advice, man, is to take a sedative or a Guinness whenever you
hear these voices.

A.