[Trombone-l] FW: Where Was Adrian?

[Daniel Pliskin]

>> http://www6.comcast.net/news/articles/odd/2007/11/30/ODD.Ireland.Beer.Bandit


> The guy stole 270 kegs of beer and 180 kegs of distilled water.
> I'll bet he was PISSED when he taps the bud kegs.


Well I guess I'll have to straighten a few of yous out, here.


First, you  like beer, right?  
And you  like sparkling water, right?  
So what's wrong with beer-flavored sparkling water?
8?)                                     (I won't drink it, but...)


Next, you'd better watch your language.  "PISSED" in Ireland means drunk, not angry.  


But don't worry, they'll catch the guy.  He can't drink the Guinness before it goes bad and the other two have a shelf-life of infinity.  I mean, how could Budweiser get any worse than it already is.  The Carlburg is a great refresher for a hot summer day, but there ain't no hot summer days in Ireland, so it's pretty useless, too.

But all of this talk about Guinness has gotten me thirsty.

Gotta go,

DanP


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