[Trombone-l] The System

[Daryl Burch]

So what's the cost of S&H on 7,995 pennies??

Cheers!
-D-
www.radionoise.com <- Rock star by night
www.burchinteractive.com <- Tech-nerd by day #;-)


On Sep 13, 2006, at 9:22 AM, Bill Dinwiddie wrote:

Chris said:
"Luckily, Bb instrument music like Clarinet, Trumpet and Tenor Sax is 
easy
to
play once you get used to it.  You play the note heads as though they 
were
TENOR CLEF (don't flame. . .I know a lot of you already know this. . 
.but
were here to help, N'Est-Ce-Pas?) .
Thus, the fourth line (from bottom) is "C" (a la tenor clef).  You add 
TWO
FLATS to the key.  So, if the key was originally D major as this note 
would
imply, (with two sharps. . ) the sharps get cancelled out and you have C
major."

And Josh said:
"Bb parts- Read as Tenor clef and add 2 flats to the key signature.
Remember, flats cancel sharps
Eb parts- Read as bass clef, add 3 flats. Easy enough."

Well, I think now's the time to reacquaint everyone with "Bill 
Dinwiddie's
Real Simple Method for Transposing to Any Key on the Trombone (Patent
Pending)". OK...ready? Here we GO!

Now let's say that you need to play something up a fourth from where it 
is
written. Utilizing "Bill Dinwiddie's Real Simple Method for Transposing 
to
Any Key on the Trombone (Patent Pending)", you simply have to add
twenty-eight sharps to the key signature and.....voila!!. There you 
have it!

Now, I have given you a freebie. If you want to find out the secret 
formula
to transposing to some other interval...well, that gonna cost ya.

Please send your orders for "Bill Dinwiddie's Real Simple Method for
Transposing to Any Key on the Trombone (Patent Pending)" to my e-mail
address along with $79.95 in pennies (S & H not included) and you will 
soon
be transposing with the best of them (whoever THEY are).

Thank you very large,

BD






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