Q: How do you get to be a millionaire playing trombone? A: You start out as a multi-millionaire. George On 12/21/06, Charles Perron <trombird at comcast.net> wrote: > Sorry for the non-trombone content, but here is a favorite: > > Q: What is the difference between an oboe and a bassoon? > > A: An oboe is kindling wood for a bassoon.