[Trombone-l] What's your favorite trombone joke?

[John Burton]

(Trying to turn this to a "Trombone Joke")
 
Yea, but weren't those the panties from inside his Tom Crown "Copper Bottom Straight Mute"?????

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john burton
Bach 50B3 Bass Trombone
Kanawha Valley Community Band / Slide-by-Slide
South Charleston, West Virginia

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From: trombone-l-bounces at maillists.samford.edu on behalf of Earl Needham
Sent: Wed 12/20/2006 6:50 PM
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Subject: Re: [Trombone-l] What's your favorite trombone joke?



At 04:45 PM 12/20/2006, Wayne Dyess wrote:
>How's about a little more fun in the coming days?
>
>How's about some trombone jokes.

         Sorry, it isn't a trombone joke -- so don't kill me until
after you read the joke, OK?

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what
do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."


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