[Trombone-l] Trombone joke

[Jeff Albert]

The first day of school, the teacher asked each kid in the class what
his/her parents did for a living.   Most of the kids parents' had fairly
regular occupations, but little Johnny said his dad was a male exotic
dancer.

After class, the teacher pulled little Johnny aside and asked, "Is your
father really a male exotic dancer?"

"No," replied little Johnny, "he's really a jazz trombone player, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of everyone."

On 12/20/06, Eric & Candice Swanson <swan325 at earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> Little Johnny was practicing the trombone in the
>
> living room while his father was trying to read
> in the den. The family dog was lying in the den,
> and as the wounded animal sounds of little Harold's
> trombone reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
>
> The father listened to the dog and the trombone as
> long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his
> paper to the floor and yelled above the noise,
> "For Pete's sake, can't you play something the
> dog doesn't know?!"
>
>
>
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