[Trombone-l] What's your favorite trombone joke?

[Scott Bean]

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Trombone player?

The Large Pizza can feed a family of four!

Thanks Wayne.

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Wayne Dyess" <TexasTbone at gt.rr.com>
To: "Bone List" <trombone-l at samford.edu>
Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 6:45 PM
Subject: [Trombone-l] What's your favorite trombone joke?


> How's about a little more fun in the coming days?
> 
> How's about some trombone jokes.
> 
> OK.  You start (say knock-knock).
> 
> Oh... no.
> 
> Nevermind.  That wouldn't work.  I'd just say "who's there", and  
> there you'd be -- stuck for an answer.
> HA!  (That's my favorite knock-knock joke, by the way.  Catch someone  
> off guard and it works every time).
> 
> 
> Let's try this one instead:
> 
> 
> Three jazz musicians were standing in McDonald's.
> 
> The trumpet player said, "I'll have a Big Mac."
> 
> The guitarist said, "I'll have a Cheeseburger."
> 
> The trombonist said, "Do you want fries with that?"
> 
> 
> (ba-da-boom... ching)
> 
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