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[Adrian Drover]

> From: John Burton
> 
> Is this thing on?
> 
> Or is everyone out on the boad in the spring weather???


Geez John, whyd'ya hafta go and wake me up?

Anyway, while it's quiet...

Customer walks into a music store and nervously asks the assistant for a
packet of condoms and a blow up doll.  Shocked, the assistant tells him that
they don't sell that kind of merchandise.  Customer gets up closer to him
and whispers in his ear "I know that.  I really want a set of banjo strings
but was too embarrassed to ask".

A.